Hit record
Rant into your phone, upload the voice memo you already recorded crying in the car, or type the whole thing out. Receipts welcome.
Tape 001 — your love life
Let's rewind the part where it all got fucked up.
Ghosted? Love-bombed? Stuck in a situationship with someone who still calls you "bro"? Send us the voice note, the tea, the whole damn saga. We'll play it back frame by frame, tell you what actually happened, and what the hell to do next.
Anonymous if you want. Brutally honest either way.
The playback
Three buttons. Zero judgment.
(Okay, a little judgment.)
We rewind it
Frame by frame. The red flags you drove straight past, the exact moment it went sideways, and the part where, respectfully, it was you.
You get the play
Want it private? We'll email you straight. Want the internet to weigh in? We'll break it down on the show, names changed, no faces.
Sounds familiar?
The kind of shit we're here for.
Yours is probably worse. That's the point.
Tape 002
The Ghost
Three months. Met his dog. Then nothing. Not even a "u up."
Tape 003
The Situationship
We're not dating. We just sleep together, share a Spotify, and I'm her emergency contact.
Tape 004
The Ex Files
My ex texted "hey stranger" and I've drafted forty replies.
Tape 005
The Date From Hell
He brought his mom. Not as a bit.
Tape 006
The Group Chat Verdict
My friends say run. My gut says "but what if."
Tape 007
The "What Are We"
It's been a year and I'm too scared to ask.
Ask for help
Okay. Spill it.
Record it, upload it, type it, or all three. The messier the better.
Tape received.
We're rewinding it now. If you asked for a private answer, watch your inbox (and your spam folder, ironically).
Fine print, but readable
Questions you're too embarrassed to ask.
Is this actually anonymous?
As anonymous as you want. Use a fake name. If your story makes the show, we change names and anything that could identify you or the person who wrecked you. Your email never goes public.
Who's listening to this?
Real people who have made every mistake you're about to describe, some of them twice. No bots, no algorithm, no one from your office.
Is this therapy?
God, no. This is a brutally honest friend with good taste and zero loyalty to your ex. If you're dealing with abuse or you don't feel safe, skip us and contact the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 (or text START to 88788). We mean that one.
What can I send?
Voice notes up to 5 minutes recorded right here, uploaded audio up to 25MB (mp3, m4a, wav, phone voice memos), and as much text as you can stand to type.
How fast will I hear back?
Depends how many disasters are in the queue. Private answers usually move faster than show features. If yours is on fire, say so.